Flesh eating fairies
nymphs of the forest
singing siren songs
a wonderful chorus
hiding out of sight
behind a flower
I watched them there
for about an hour
The flesh eating fairies
invited me in
said they would do things
that would be considered sin
they got my attention
tickling me with a wing
I fell victim to them all
when they started to sing
Flesh eating fairies
took me by surprise
they were happy to see
I'm bigger than most guys
they tickled my fancy
with their tiny wings
it's a wonder sound
when a flesh eating fairies sings
The flesh eating fairies
were gentle at first
then things got rough
and even worse
they started to bite me
and man did that hurt
one of these days
I'll learn not to flirt
Flesh eating fairies
were eating my skin
there was so many of them
I just couldn't win
I tried to get loose
but there was no way
I was totally helpless
so I had to stay
The flesh eating fairies
all ate their full
then covered me in blankets
made of llama wool
they told me to rest
to take a short nap
I felt so used
then I heard some thing tap
The flesh eating fairies
all asleep in a pile
the tapping got louder
then after awhile
my muse came and got me
she set me free
if not for my muse
where would I be?...