When you need to have a woman
and you don't want to go on a date
you feel like staying in
the hours getting late
there's only one thing to do
and that's to make a call
just phone up dial a massage
have your self a ball
when you need to have a woman
and you don't want dinner and a show
you just want to stay in the house
there's no place you want to go
there's an easy solution
all ya do is pick up the phone
give dial massage a call
they'll send a whore to your home
when you need to have a woman
one that will do what you want her to
a woman that don't want romance
she's just as horney as you
the best thing to do is take my advice
give dial a massage a call
they'll send out as many girls as ya want
they come with toys and all